Titters from the Twitter (and Other Places): January 2014

This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places).  Enjoy.

01/01 - From Facebook:  S.Maddox shared - I find it funny that people will take vegetables and form them into the shape of meat, but no one's ever taken meat and tried to market it in the shape of a vegetable. "Hey, look at this carnivorous broccoli! It's made out of bacon!"

01/08 - From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted:  My friend just told me, "The Bachelor is a real life documentary about love." I told her, "We can't be friends anymore."

01/08 - From Instagram:  JonAcuff:

Can we please agree that this is cannibalism?

01-09 - From www.stuffchristianslike.net

01-09 - From cbs.com:  "Tonight's show brought to you by Nosecandy Weight Loss Centers - do a bump and lose that rump." - Geoff the Robot on Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson (#CBSCares)

01/10 - From Twitter:  @JonAcuff tweeted:  "Day 1 of owning an ant farm is awesome. Day 12 is like a space base with only 3 survivors who you're pretty sure killed everyone else."

01/11 - From Pinterest:  A.Raulerson pinned:

01/15 - From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted:  With each passing day, the fear gets smaller, but deep down I know the Columbia House Record Club is still out there trying to send me CDs.

01/15 - From Facebook:  James Spann shared:


If you're from the South, you get it.  #Snow

01/24 - From Twitter:   @bgrhubarb tweeted:  "A new study claims comedians are psychotic. Okay, now let's diagnose the adults who sit in the front row and yell about their birthday."

01/26 - From Twitter:  @bgrhubarb tweeted - Airport security suspect explosive, find haggis - The Scotsman: http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/airport-security-suspect-explosive-find-haggis-1-3280444#.UuTn30-073c.twitter … Good job security people!

01/26 - From Twitter:  @JonAcuff tweeted: I want to see an episode of Hoarders where they tell LL Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson that they own too many Kangol hats. #Grammys

1/27 - From Facebook:  R.Tompkins shared: 

01/28 - From Twitter:  @bgrhubarb tweeted - BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of.

01/30 - From Twitter:  @CraigyFerg tweeted:  So my sinus infection seems to be over but I'm afraid that, out there somewhere, are forty pounds of snot...waiting...waiting... #jawsmusic

01/31 - From Twitter:  @JonAcuff tweeted - If you ever feel cocky about your twitter following, remember that @CSLewis, who died in 1963 and is somehow verified has 381,560 followers.