Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Titters From the Twitter (and Other Places): March 2014

This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places).  Enjoy.

03/06: From CBS.com - The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson:  "90% of the Great Lakes are frozen over. Los Angeles just recovered from three days of drizzle, so we can relate."

03/07:  From Twitter:  @JonAcuff  tweeted: "How can you just leave me standing alone in a world that's so cold?" What I told mom as a kid when she'd leave me alone with the grocery cart.

03/07:  From Twitter:  @lanyardigan tweeted:  You think you're pretty okay at doing stuff, and then you try to plug something into an outlet you're not looking directly at.

03/09:  From Twitter:  @Bridger_w tweeted:  At some point, I'd love to see a character in a movie make a line of cocaine not with a razor, but with a tortilla chip.

03/12:  From Twitter:  @StatsBritain tweeted:  80% of Britons who spell words without a 'u' will eventually be tracked down by Liam Neeson.

03/16:  From Pinterest:  A.Raulerson pinned:Invisible cereal
03/17/14:  From Facebook:  D.Raulerson shared:

Text I just received and my pictorial response......

03/18/14:  From Facebook:  L. Sprayberry shared:

03/19:  From Twitter:  @MissGraoully tweeted:  Political science explained by Craig Ferguson: "England boils everything & Scotland fries everything, that's why they can't get along"

03/19:  From www.stuffchristianslike.com:

03/26:  From Facebok:  M.Payne shared:

03/27:  From Twitter:  @HonestToddler tweeted: "We're going to Target for paper towels. See you in three hundred dollars."

03/27:  From Facebook:  L.Huggins shared:

Since I've been seeing everyone's No Makeup Selfie, I decided to post mine proudly. #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitsmaybelline

03/28:  From Twitter:  @BenDukes tweeted:  Just saw a commercial for an overnight laxative, where the woman is sleeping in white sheets. Anyone else think that's a bad call?

03/30:  From Twitter:  @nprmonkeysee  tweeted:  It's simultaneously snowing hard and raining hard. You get the virgin, I'll start up the volcano. We have to end this.

03/30:  From Facebook:  T.Kingston shared: 

03/30:  From Facebook:  T.Walker shared:

03/31:  From Facebook: D.Raulerson shared: Hyperbole is my favorite literary device. I use it like 800 million times a day.


  1. Ha! The Target one totally has me pegged :)

    1. Thanks, Kate. The one about the invisible cereal cracks me up every time. :)