You Ain't Done Nothin' if... Part 2

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." I've come up with a few more indicators of whether we're serious about this fitness thing or not.  Caution, sense of humor required; please put on big girl/boy panties now.

BTW--part one can be found here.



If you've never had to choose between finishing a workout or peeing/pooping your pants...you ain't done nothin'.

If you have not worked out long enough to have callouses...somewhere, you ain't done nothin'.

If you've not mastered the skill of changing mp3 player batteries in a single bound...in any position...you ain't done nothin'.

If your headphones still have the little black cushions on them...you ain't done nothin'.

If you're still on your first pair of headphones...you ain't done nothin'.

If you've only used Baby's Butt Aid on a baby...you ain't done nothin'.

If you're mad about having to move your in-home gym equipment because you won't have a place to hang your clothes...you ain't done nothin'.

If you can't tell the difference between airbrushed abs and real ones...you ain't done nothin'.

If you finish a workout looking as good as you did when you started...you ain't done nothin'.

If you think a Mud Run means going for more pie or brownies...you ain't done nothin'.

If you think a pull up goes on a baby's butt...you ain't done nothin'.

If your muffin top has turned into a funnel cake...you ain't done nothin'.

If the only time you ever squat is when you go to the potty...you ain't done nothin'.

If the only six pack you care about has "Budwiser" on it...you ain't done nothin'.

If your excuse for not getting into shape is "well, round is a shape"  you ain't done nothin'.

If you think Zumba is Kim Kardashians first cousin...you ain't done nothin'.

If you think "5k" is a hip-hop group...you ain't done nothin'.

Can you think of any more?  Let's see what you've got.