The Iron Diva: Titters From the Twitter (and Other Places): July 2014

Friday, August 1, 2014

Titters From the Twitter (and Other Places): July 2014

This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places). Enjoy!

07/04: From Twitter: @sdmadd1 tweeted: "Is it wrong of me to want every person who shoots fireworks into traffic to have to hold a lit M-80 in his butt cheeks? #WTC"

07/05: From Facebook: S.Maddox shared: "ATTENTION GOOBERS: Now hear this: Independence day was YESTERDAY!. Shooting fireworks now isn't a celebration; it just proves you are drunk and bored. GO TO BED AND CUT IT OUT! Love, Auntie."

07/12: From Pinterest: A.Raulerson pinned:

07/14: From a book I was reading: "I don't think that any male in my life would claim that I harbor repressed anger at his gender. (And if he did, I have a mind to hit him square in the middle of his forehead with a slingshot and a bottle of Midol.)" - Beth Moore, from her book So Long Insecurity.

07/14: From Facebook: R.Tompkins shared: "I love the internet!! Part fantasy... Part community... And you get to pay your bills naked." - Stockard Channing

07/15: From Facebook: S.Maddox shared: "For all my grammar nerds: Would the word "fart" constitute an onomatopoeia?"

07/15: From Twitter: @Derfboy tweeted: "Crap! I just ate an entire jar of chunky salsa for lunch...wait, reverse that."

07/16: From Facebook: D.Traywick shared: "Mental Note #045: When sending a text message to your wife, ensure that if the word 'now' appears at the end of the sentence that it is not autocorrected to 'cow.' ‪#‎MyPhoneWantsMeDead"

07/19: From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted: "[I] bet a reality show called "Heaven's Kitchen," would just be footage of angels serving people manna & queso."

07/20: From Twitter: @JennyAcuff: "So @jonacuff called me out on twitter for not seeing movies when I was young. I guess I was busy doing this thing called 'reading books.'"

07/20: From YouTube: Weird Al Yankovic's new video:

07/22: From YouTube: "You know, there's a company that's developed a laser scanning device that tells you how many calories are in your food. I already have a device that tells me if I'm eating too many calories; it's called my a$$" - Craig Ferguson

07/25: From Twitter: @bgrhubarb tweeted:

07/26: From Facebook: D.Raulerson shared: "If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making ANY microwaveable meal is to throw away the box and then dig it out of the trash."

07/28: From Facebook: @Shlomo tweeted: