This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places). Enjoy!
07/04: From Twitter: @sdmadd1 tweeted: "Is it wrong of me to want every person who shoots fireworks into traffic to have to hold a lit M-80 in his butt cheeks?
07/05: From Facebook: S.Maddox shared: "ATTENTION GOOBERS: Now hear this: Independence day was YESTERDAY!. Shooting fireworks now isn't a celebration; it just proves you are drunk and bored. GO TO BED AND CUT IT OUT! Love, Auntie."
07/12: From Pinterest: A.Raulerson pinned:
07/14: From a book I was reading: "I don't think that any male in my life would claim that I harbor repressed anger at his gender. (And if he did, I have a mind to hit him square in the middle of his forehead with a slingshot and a bottle of Midol.)" - Beth Moore, from her book So Long Insecurity.
07/14: From Facebook: R.Tompkins shared: "I love the internet!! Part fantasy... Part community... And you get to pay your bills naked." - Stockard Channing
07/15: From Facebook: S.Maddox shared: "For all my grammar nerds: Would the word "fart" constitute an onomatopoeia?"
07/15: From Twitter: @Derfboy tweeted: "Crap! I just ate an entire jar of chunky salsa for lunch...wait, reverse that."
07/16: From Facebook: D.Traywick shared: "Mental Note #045: When sending a text message to your wife, ensure that if the word 'now' appears at the end of the sentence that it is not autocorrected to 'cow.' #MyPhoneWantsMeDead"
07/19: From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted: "[I] bet a reality show called "Heaven's Kitchen," would just be footage of angels serving people manna & queso."
07/20: From Twitter: @JennyAcuff: "So
07/20: From YouTube: Weird Al Yankovic's new video:
07/22: From YouTube: "You know, there's a company that's developed a laser scanning device that tells you how many calories are in your food. I already have a device that tells me if I'm eating too many calories; it's called my a$$" - Craig Ferguson
07/25: From Twitter: @bgrhubarb tweeted:
07/26: From Facebook: D.Raulerson shared: "If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making ANY microwaveable meal is to throw away the box and then dig it out of the trash."
07/28: From Facebook: @Shlomo tweeted:
07/28: From Facebook: T.Harper shared:
07/29: From Facebook: R.Tompkins shared:
07/30: From YouTube: The newest from the Southern Women Channel
07/31: From Facebook: K.Tierce shared: