Another One Rides the Bus: The Weekly Hodgepodge

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When I look at the sky I feel...

Peaceful.

If you had to run for political office, which one would you run for? Do you have any real desire to actually do this?

I would run for mayor of JackVegas.  Although they need to trade  their status quo gang for people who actually care about everyone in the town (not just the rich ones), I wouldn't run.  I absolutely abhor politics. 

What scent makes you think of home?

It's a toss up between roses and fried chicken.  Hey, I'm from the South, what did you expect?  :)

How often do you take a step back to think about where you're headed in life? Do you need more or less self-reflection?

Constantly, and no, I don't need anymore self-reflection.

July is National Ice Cream Month...besides a cone, what's your favorite food item to top with ice cream?

Birthday cake...well, any kind of cake for that matter.

What might your autobiography be called?

I've actually been thinking about this, so I'm not going to tell you.  Someone might take my idea.  Some alternative titles might be:

• Don't Do it, Man: How NOT to do life.
• Satanic Verses, Volume 2. 
• White and Nerdy:  Being a White Girl Trapped in a Black Woman's Body.
• See, What Had Happened Was...
• The Papery Blog About My Life.
• Bacon Bits:  Short Stories About My Life So Far
• Hot Legs:  The Adventures of Calf-zilla.

Your least favorite mode of transportation? Why?

I can't really answer that.  I like all the modes of transportation that I have used.  My worst trip was an overnight Greyhound bus ride from Panama City, Florida to Anniston, Alabama.  Come to think of it, most of my bad travelling experiences have been by bus.

Insert your own random thought here.

 

When this song came out, everybody and their grandma posted it to social media, and I refused to listen to it.  I went to a free spin class Monday and they played it.  It's great!

 

 

 

Of course, Weird Al does a version that's just as good, and hilarious.