This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places). Enjoy.
02/02: From Twitter - @bgrhubarb tweeted: "Ex-TSA employee claims agents routinely laughed at naked X-rays of passengers. I'd laugh at my X-ray too, just sayin."
02/03: From Twitter - @bgrhubarb tweeted:
02/05: From Twitter: @DrHenryCloud tweeted: "My 13 yr old daughter said she has been reading some great quotes by a guy named Anonymous. .....really good stuff."
02/06: From YouTube: Henry Cho on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.
02/09: From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted: Autocorrect just changed "nice" to "nibs" on me. I think I'm going to start using that instead of epic. "How was the concert?" "Nibs."
02/10: From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted: I wish just one Olympic alpine skier would scream the entire way down the mountain. Just "NO! NO! NO! HELP ME!!!!" the whole time.
02/12: From Twitter: @bgrhubarb tweeted: A giraffe is like a periscope made of horse.
02/15: From Twitter: @VeryShortStory tweeted: "It was over. I'd felt powerful, sexy and loved. Now, an empty plate sat where the chocolate cake had been. The loneliness crept back in."
02/15: From Facebook: C.Looney shared: "Ok, just crushed a whole row of thin mints. not feeling guilty at all."
02/16: From Facebook: E.Renfroe shared: "Did I really just see a post where someone noticed that her Greek yogurt contained milk? Yes, I did. Oh, my goodness gracious."
02/16: From Instagram: JonAcuff posted:
Unless you own a restaurant, if your mayonnaise comes with a handle you have a problem.
02/18: From Twitter: @JonAcuff tweeted: "We loved the crazy things you said on Twitter. You're like a curse-filled piñata. You're hired!" Said no employer ever.
02/19: From Twitter: @HonestToddler tweeted: Toddler Tip: One simple way to help parents around the house is to trip them with your body. Teaches reflexes.
02/19: From Twitter: @JeffBryanDavis tweeted: I need a recording studio in my shower. I just laid down a rap about underwear that might actually have been important.
02/21: From Twitter: @sdmadd1 tweeted: "Being on social media is like talking to yourself hoping someone will step in and stop the madness."
02/21: From Twitter: @bridger_w tweeted: Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength.
02/21: From a Google search when I was looking for something else:
02/28: From Twitter: @bgrhubarb tweeted: I'm amazed sheeps' clothing is even made in wolf sizes. That's just asking for trouble.