My Favorite Quote and Why. [Blog Challenge: Day 5]
“The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never be quoted. He who will not use the thoughts of other men’s brains proves he has no brain of his own.” -- Charles H. Spurgeon
I find the collecting of quotes fascinating. My small collection started a few years ago. I’ve collected quotes from TV, movies, books,
and the Internet. From the hilarious to
the profound, the sublime to the downright silly; no matter how insignificant, the
words of others impact someone. Here’s a
small sampling of the various types of quotes from my collection. I’ve even thought of a few zingers myself.
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.” --Thomas Edison
“It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a village with an idiot and a pub." - Craig Ferguson
“We are all here for some special
reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your
future.” –– Robin Sharma
“Heard a commercial for Dodge where the guy talked about how eco-efficient his truck was because it has a sensor that powered the engine down when he was on the highway. I have one too. It's called a TRANSMISSION!” -- Me
“A person who won't read has no
advantage over one who can't read.” -- Mark Twain
"Radio ad: 'Total
Transformation kit has my child no longer talking back.' My 21 yr old son: 'Kit
has duct tape and a bat'" - Dave Ramsey
"For 24 years of my adult
life, by choice I weighed well over 200 pounds. Now the reason I say 'by
choice' is simply because I have never accidentally eaten anything." - Zig
Ziglar
“Suppose you were an idiot. And
suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” - Mark Twain
“I do have an hourglass
figure……the hourglass just has too much sand in it right now.” Me
"The views expressed by me are not necessarily endorsed by me." - Craig Ferguson
"The views expressed by me are not necessarily endorsed by me." - Craig Ferguson
“What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” - Phyllis Diller
“We don't make mistakes; we just
have happy accidents.” -- Bob Ross
Mark Lowry - "Fried chicken."
{I'm linking up with So, Funny Story http://ktslifeisfunny.blogspot.com for this 30 Day blog challenge.}
These were great and hilarious!!! I'm glad you've become such a Craig Ferguson fan. Thank you for sharing and God bless you!!
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