This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places). Enjoy!
11/02: From Anniston Runner's Club's Facebook page:
11/03: From facebook: T.Walker shared:
11/04: From Facebook: E.Wilson shared:
11/04: From Twitter: @GregBQuotes tweeted: "Every year I hear, 'Well, it's the wrong strand!' Have you ever heard 'We got the right strand!' Never. Never!…well crap." On Flu Shots.
11/04: From Twitter: @sdmadd1 tweeted: "Why wasn't there an amendment on the ballot today prohibiting messing with the freakin' clock!?
11/06: From Facebook: T.Harper shared:
11/09: From Facebook: E.Renfroe shared:
11/11: From Twitter: @tomaslennon tweeted: If they update "Cats in the Cradle" -- the dad misses everything because he's updating Adobe Flash Player at every stage of the kid's life.
11/11: From Facebook: S.Maddox shared: Just heard the best name for a country music star on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: "Billy Ray Truck Knuckle."
11/19: From Twitter: @UpComedyClub tweeted: “White pants should be worn [by men] on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.” - Greg Proops
11/22: From Twitter: @pourmecoffee tweeted: "Just finished a brutal yoga class, and by brutal I mean delicious and by yoga class I mean pork biscuit."
11/26: From Facebook: D.Raulerson shared: "I have difficulty sleeping at night because I lay awake stressing over life's mysteries, like how exactly does paper beat rock."
11/26: From Twitter: @PowerLifting tweeted:
11/27 (Thanksgiving): From Facebook: R.Tompkins shared:
From last year, but I want to post it again: "[During your holiday meal] if somebody says something to you about how much you're eating or 'Ooh, what happened to your diet?' PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT." - Daniel and Kelly from FitnessBlender.com
11/26: From YouTube: The Southern Women Channel posted:
11/27: From Facebook: E.Dryden shared:
11/28: From Twitter: @sdmadd1 tweeted: "What's the opposite of homemade sin? Storebought sin? Do they sell it on Black Friday? If so, somebody bring me some. I'm fresh out."