Out to Lunch: The Friday 5

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This weeks theme:  Eating out.

1. What’s the last thing you experienced that could be called a reunion? Oh honey, I have family reunion every time I go to Wal-Mart.  If it's not blood kin, there's always plenty of my church family to catch up with while shopping.
2. When you spend time out with friends, how does your group handle the bill?  We pay it.
3. What are you picky about when you order something in a restaurant?  Service.  I'm not so much food picky; I usually order the same thing all the time.  However, I am picky about service.  If a server is rude or inattentive, I do not tip.  If I find out a restaurant pools their tips, I either don't eat there again, or a I don't tip when I am there.  I don't believe in a mediocre or bad server getting part of the tip I gave to an excellent one.  That's tacky.  It angered me so much that I once wrote a check to a server in her name so that the eatery couldn't get their hands on it. 
4. When did you last spill a drink on yourself?  Probably this morning.  My shirts are always hungry.
5. When dining out, what’s your approach to dessert?   Walk softly and carry a big spoon.