Titters From the Twitter (and Other Places); June 2014

This month's titters from the Twitter (and other places).  Enjoy! 

 

 

 06/01:  From Facebook:  A.Teems shared:

 

 06/03:  From Facebook:  A.Teems shared:

 

 

06/04:  C. Willingham shared: 

 

06/05:  From Facebook:  C.Maddox shared:

 

06/06:  From the Internet: buzzfeed.com shared:

 

 

06/07:  From Facebook:  P.Mason shared:

 

06/07:  From Facebook:  A.Teems shared:

 

06/08:  From Facebook:  S.Junior shared:

 

If Jesus tried to feed the 5,000 today...

 

06/10:  From Facebook:  T.Walker shared:

 

 06/11:  From Facebook:  C.Maddox shared:

 

 06/12:  From Facebook:  R.Johnson shared: 

 

"Cash or credit" I asked after folding items a woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her purse I noticed a TV remote control in her handbag. "Do you always carry your remote control around with you?" I asked.
"No", she replied, "but my husband refused to come and help me with the shopping so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him"

06/12:  From Twitter:  @BethMooreLPM tweeted:

"I just really feel like the pool counts as a bath for kids under 12. I mean, with the chlorine and all."

06/12:  From Twitter: @OCDlaw tweeted:

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.

06/13:  From Facebook:  R.Tompkins shared:

 06/16:  From Twitter:  @tvfrazier tweeted:  "The proven way to find a sudden pressing need for any book you've ever owned: Get rid of it a week or two beforehand."

 

06/17:  From Facebook:  Tee Spring shared:

 

06/18:  From Facebook:  L.Roberson shared;

 

 

06/18:  From Twitter:  @dasfuxi tweeted:  "If you think you're too small to make a difference you haven't tried to sleep with a mosquito in your room"

 

06/18:  From a book I was reading:  "If you want something sweet, order the pound cake. Anybody who puts sugar in the cornbread is a heathen who doesn't love the Lord, not to mention Southeastern Conference football." - Lewis Grizzard, You Can't Put No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll.

 

06/19:  From Facebook:  R.Johnson shared:  "All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card." 

 

06/26:  From Twitter:  @bec_giddy tweeted:  "I don't trust anyone who doesn't eat bacon."

 

06/26:  From Twitter:  @WomenSouthern tweeted:  "Some people are like blisters...they show up when all the work is done."

 

06/28:  From Twitter:  @becp-giddy tweeted:

 

06/29:  From Amazon.com:  No description needed

 

06/29:  From Pinterest:  Kate Hall pinned:

 

 

06/30:  From Facebook:  K.Tierce shared: